By the way, your vinyl has been unstable all this time

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maybe it's why your mixing has isn't as dope as it should be? maybe.
anyway, jeff mills has bought a slave plantation in Uganda from the chinese and has had them digging rare earth minerals in order for you to no longer have wonky records. i guess we are lucky that asteroid mining isn't yet a reality or he'd be on the next tesla rocket with his Zoom H1 trying to figure out if in space, no one can hear your foley screams.
good news is that for $499 dollars you can get some piece of shit that “temporarily levels imperfect vinyl that may have been warped or curved". temporarily though, as soon as you look at it, it becomes warped again. but that isn't mills's fault, that's just the nature of quantum observance.

i saw this story about 5 times on twitter, so i thought i'd annoy you lot with it here too
http://mixmag.net/read/jeff-mills-revea ... etals-news

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Dang. Serious business.
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Slowly I start to think that he really was captured by aliens some time ago and they exchanged his brain with alien shit.

OR he's really a robot.... with malfunction....
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Hmmm.. Simultaneously late for April 1st 2017 & early for April 1st 2018.

I still don't get it.
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a slave plantation? hope he's paying them a fair wage.

doesn't this announcement also coincide with the big bio thing we found in space? https://www.theguardian.com/science/acr ... lar-system its only a matter of time before jeff mills fully ascends after playing a rave at the mayan pyramids

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Axis has long put out silly merch.

In the early 2000's there was the axis socket spanner set. Anyone remember that?
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Oh shit they still sell the Axis records tire lug wrench.

https://axisrecords.com/product/axis-tire-lug-wrench/
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Lost to the Void wrote:Oh shit they still sell the Axis records tire lug wrench.

https://axisrecords.com/product/axis-tire-lug-wrench/
that is my favourite dumbest thing ever. reminds me of gene simmons and merchandising literally everything possible.

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i bought a leather Axis wristband that had silver(ish) Axis logo on it at a special Axis event in barcelona one time. i wore it too for a while, back when i was in my more "acting like a total wanker" stage. i think i have in the attic, but the clasp bit broke.

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Axis lug wrench - loool

Would look nice beside an axis glass hammer set.
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Lost to the Void wrote:Axis has long put out silly merch.

In the early 2000's there was the axis socket spanner set. Anyone remember that?
Is the quality any good?

The Detroit folk seem to be at it, still waiting for the FXHE ice cube tray to come back into stock on Juno..

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I'm waiting for the long promised Axis Records incontinence pads.
They are supposed to contain meteorite dust that makes your piss smell like space.
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