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Man, that's impressive. I could only imagine fucking the shit out of her twice in 10 mins but having a family?!winston wrote:...and then you'd think about that time you spent 10 minutes in the office imagining having a family with her...Mslwte wrote:I hate the fact that Jennifer Lawrence is unattainable.
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I can't. That's 9.5 minutes of pillow chat to fill.intrusav wrote:Man, that's impressive. I could only imagine fucking the shit out of her twice in 10 mins but having a family?!winston wrote:...and then you'd think about that time you spent 10 minutes in the office imagining having a family with her...Mslwte wrote:I hate the fact that Jennifer Lawrence is unattainable.
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i hate flutes
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man, I fucking TOTALLY hate flutes, at least the typical western ones. (love certain other ones though)over9000 wrote:i hate flutes
when my oldest had to choose an instrument, they got introduced to each instrument for 30 minutes while the teacher was trying all sorts of tricks to sell it to them.
The flute teacher was playing along some instrumental version of the Lion King music,
and I swear my daughter was almost sold.
I would have let her if that was really her choice, but man... what a nightmare.
Just the pure sight alone... how they stand there... I just want to take the damn thing and shove it up their ass.
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come on guys, with lips like that, you won't be giving her a lot of chance to talk.Planar wrote:I can't. That's 9.5 minutes of pillow chat to fill.intrusav wrote:Man, that's impressive. I could only imagine fucking the shit out of her twice in 10 mins but having a family?!winston wrote:
...and then you'd think about that time you spent 10 minutes in the office imagining having a family with her...
tbh, I think the sexiest thing about her is her husky voice, totally love that.
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I hate how I saw Winter's Bone and loved the main actress (what's her name again ?),
and then the rest of the world saw those hungry films where you never really see anyone being hungry,
and got to like her too...
and then the rest of the world saw those hungry films where you never really see anyone being hungry,
and got to like her too...
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I took some time off work recently, I was meant to go to Field Maneuvers but I decided for once in my life to be kind to myself and actually have a rest and take a break. In that time, I relaxed, read but mainly climbed and made music. I came back to work and I felt like a new person but I also realised that my life would be made if that was my existence.jordanneke wrote:I once met a guy on a plane, a larger than life figure, he was lashing it up on the free booze that you used to get.StacieAnne wrote:1. that I can't live the life I should be living - climbing and making music all the time.
Over a few rums he told me that he owned his own boat-yard in the south of England. This dude would have been a pirate in olden days, he fucking LOVED boats and the sea. He spent his summers doing what he loves, fixing and sailing boats.
We were on a plane to St Maarten in the West Indies for xmas (my folks used to live in the British Virgin Islands), and he was on his way to captain a racing yacht for the regattas that occur in the Caribbean over the winter. He couldn't believe that rich people paid him to captain sailing boats in the sun all winter, AND he'd get a share of the prize money when the boat won.
That dude was the fucking happiest man i'd ever met.
I can see why your guy was so happy. I know there is totally no chance of ever being able to actually life with life, sans lottery win. Oh well, it was nice for a short time.
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Lost to the Void wrote:StacieAnne wrote:3. That I care too much and not enough all at the same time.
This. Every day.
"Why can't people get along and care for each other
FUCK EVERYTHING, LET'S WATCH THE WORLD BURN"
Feel for you guys. It's a fucking difficult place to be, in my experience.Kromasome wrote:I was going to say thatLost to the Void wrote:StacieAnne wrote:3. That I care too much and not enough all at the same time.
This. Every day.
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I hate slow, incompetent people.
God, this thread is just going to turn into my stream of consciousness.
God, this thread is just going to turn into my stream of consciousness.
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Pah!StacieAnne wrote:I hate slow, incompetent people.
Next stop genocide.
When you're in charge, just send a form out to each person over the age of 18, saying 'If you don't want to be killed, just return this form within a week'.
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jordanneke wrote:Pah!StacieAnne wrote:I hate slow, incompetent people.
Next stop genocide.
When you're in charge, just send a form out to each person over the age of 18, saying 'If you don't want to be killed, just return this form within a week'.
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Usain Bolt, Yummy-Mummies, West Bridgford, my favourite pub turning into a bistro, BMW drivers, joggers, cyclists, Jeremy Corbyn, my ex, my therapist, My job, my boss, my life, people who bore me with Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones etc etc, smug new parents, Dubstep, Grime, Idris Elba (I missed the meeting where he became 'cool') Right Wing twats, Left Wing twats, people who say 'like' all the time, people in Nottingham who speak Estuary English, grown men who wear shorts, the list is fucking endless!
I have so much hatred in me sometimes I can barely breathe. In fact it would be easier to name the thing I don't hate, which is my dog, oh and Rik Mayall.
"Don't ever say hate is my enemy" Jim Jones.
I have so much hatred in me sometimes I can barely breathe. In fact it would be easier to name the thing I don't hate, which is my dog, oh and Rik Mayall.
"Don't ever say hate is my enemy" Jim Jones.
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I do something a fair bit that gets me in trouble with the missus, related to this.StacieAnne wrote:I hate slow, incompetent people.
God, this thread is just going to turn into my stream of consciousness.
I bark at people.
heh
If I`m walking around and dawdlers get in the way, people buried in their phones and ESPECIALLY people who don`t get out the way of the tube when you are getting off, or even try to get on before you have got off of the tube train.... I bark at them. Like a full on snarling big angry dog bark.
It has an amazing effect, especially when I am trying to get off of the tube train and assholes are crowding round not letting anyone off.
Bark at the fuckers and they leap back.
But the missus tells me off.... she also laughs.
I have exchanged the Barking for shouting the words of a Huren (Love him, met him at the weekend, as hilarious and cynical as I expected him to be) track at people, just as effective.
OUT OF MY WAY
I`M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY!!
OUT OF MY WAY
I`M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY!!
OUT OF MY WAY
I`M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY!!
OUT OF MY WAY
I`M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY!!
youtu.be/KNRs3vTQTAg
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I fucking hate dags.Pelecaras wrote:Usain Bolt, Yummy-Mummies, West Bridgford, my favourite pub turning into a bistro, BMW drivers, joggers, cyclists, Jeremy Corbyn, my ex, my therapist, My job, my boss, my life, people who bore me with Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones etc etc, smug new parents, Dubstep, Grime, Idris Elba (I missed the meeting where he became 'cool') Right Wing twats, Left Wing twats, people who say 'like' all the time, people in Nottingham who speak Estuary English, grown men who wear shorts, the list is fucking endless!
I have so much hatred in me sometimes I can barely breathe. In fact it would be easier to name the thing I don't hate, which is my dog, oh and Rik Mayall.
"Don't ever say hate is my enemy" Jim Jones.
I hate Nottingham, nearly as much as I hate Leicester.
I hate people who hated the fact that Brown Betty's closed.
I hate Mapperley.
I hate Barton buses, the red threadbare pieces of shit.
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I hate the fact that the Simpsons went absolute cack after season 10
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jordanneke wrote:
I fucking hate dags.
I hate Nottingham, nearly as much as I hate Leicester.
I hate people who hated the fact that Brown Betty's closed.
I hate Mapperley.
I hate Barton buses, the red threadbare pieces of shit.
Only good thing about Nottingham is it's (relatively) small and quiet. And lots of green spaces.
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Series 2 through 8 is the golden age IMOjordanneke wrote:I hate the fact that the Simpsons went absolute cack after season 10
Homer: " I don't know squat about my son, (cries) I'm a terrible father!"
Fathers institute scientist: "Well does the boy have any hobbies?"
Homer: "what boy?"
CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME!!!!
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