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Hahahah, me like.

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The synths meme page on facebook has some pretty good ones sometimes, though most memes are usually low effort bullshit.

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Root wrote:Image
if I remember correctly, it was one of the top guys at Nintendo who said that somewhere at the end of the 80's.
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Why are <insert gender/race/animal/whoever you wanna insult> no good at producing music? Because they don't understand Reason or Logic.

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wayfinder wrote:Pacman was released in 1980, so that quote about it affecting someone as a kid can't be that old :)
the quote is from Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989

I knew I recognized the quote from somewhere, so I looked it up.
It's the very first quote used in the very first chapter of the 1st edition of the "Dance Music Manual"
(and was of course no doubt used in many other places as well)

It would highly surprise me if a guy like Rick Snoman wouldn't be accurate about this. ;)

Also, I think we're both old enough to have grown up with Pac-Man,
and I know where it got me... :lol:
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the quote I have here does say "repetitive electronic music" in the end.
Tiny difference, but nonetheless more fun for us to laugh with looking back now... 8-)
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and if I may add a non-electronic music joke :

what's a jazz musician without a girlfriend ???





a homeless bum !!

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however though, a quick google taught me mr Kristian Wilson never even existed :
Pac-Man joke

One of the best-known jokes Brigstocke uses is an ironic commentary on the controversy regarding the influence of video games on children.

“ If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. ”
This joke is frequently quoted on the internet and often attributed to famous figures in electronics (such as an apocryphal CEO of Nintendo, "Kristian Wilson," although Hiroshi Yamauchi held that position from 1949 to 2002), but Brigstocke vehemently claims authorship of the joke:

Ah! Bloody Pacman....It is my joke. I wrote it, then I took the rest of the day off as I was so chuffed with it. I am gutted that it has been claimed and passed around by so many people. Intellectual property law will not save me, the false claims will continue until I am man enough to give it all up. All I can say is -- it seems that it is very unlikely that it was written by a Nintendo employee in 1989, being as Pac Man was still around and not much of a childhood memory, there were very few claims that gaming influenced children's behaviour, and that the wording of it is identical to how it has been delivered in my stand up routine for 6 years! For those that are interested it has also been attributed to Bill Gates, but then so has Windows! Bitter? Well perhaps just a little. It was sent to me by someone at Channel 4 a few years back after I did it on Channel 4 in a late night stand up show! Hope that clears everything up.

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so I guess once again reality is even stranger than fiction... :D
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ah admit it, that "see" only gets there because I posted this info afterwards,
not cause you knew who the quote was from, right ? ;)
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obnoxious little cunt, huh ?

didn't anyone inform you ?
1. I'm always right
2. I only have good idea's

and the ground rule for any new future points that might get added to this list,
is the simple underlying idea/spirit that I'm always,
and I mean absolutely always modest !!* :mrgreen:


*I love saying stupid shit like that to people I don't know and then watching their reaction. If they don't get the fact that I'm totally joking, you know you shouldn't waste a single moment of your time with these people
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DJ #1 "Do you want to go and see a movie?"
DJ #2 "I dunno, who's the projectionist?"

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[wesellboxes] wrote:DJ #1 "Do you want to go and see a movie?"
DJ #2 "I dunno, who's the projectionist?"
so stupid,
yet funny.
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from Tom Cosm's page :)
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What's Bob Geldof's favourite DAW?
Live 8

Why does he love using Waves?
Cos he's called Bob.

Why does he hate Mondays?
How the fuck should I know?

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