What's the Cheesiest/funniest/worst track you've ever made?
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What's the Cheesiest/funniest/worst track you've ever made?
I'll go first.
...actually no, I deleted from Snd Cld.
Feck.
someone else go first. I'll go once I find something on my drive tomorrow.
This is the "gag reel" of music you've produced and finished;
The "make me smile" category.
Especially succulent finds are:
Something you made during the "trance days" or the "electroclash days" or the "{insert fad}days" that was THE BOMB, AND STILL IS DAMMIT!!
An intentionally ridiculous track you made and managed to get released despite it obviously being a complete piss take
A track you made when you were younger on E-Jay 1000 and was really proud of but couldn't figure out why no-one wanted to listen to it over and over again except your parents.
You're in professional audio, and a client wanted something so awful, and you did it and they were all "wow, that's perfect, are you a wizard?"
and so forth.
...actually no, I deleted from Snd Cld.
Feck.
someone else go first. I'll go once I find something on my drive tomorrow.
This is the "gag reel" of music you've produced and finished;
The "make me smile" category.
Especially succulent finds are:
Something you made during the "trance days" or the "electroclash days" or the "{insert fad}days" that was THE BOMB, AND STILL IS DAMMIT!!
An intentionally ridiculous track you made and managed to get released despite it obviously being a complete piss take
A track you made when you were younger on E-Jay 1000 and was really proud of but couldn't figure out why no-one wanted to listen to it over and over again except your parents.
You're in professional audio, and a client wanted something so awful, and you did it and they were all "wow, that's perfect, are you a wizard?"
and so forth.
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A trance-house version of jingle bells. Have to look if I'll find it somewhere.
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Mono-xID wrote:A trance-house version of jingle bells. Have to look if I'll find it somewhere.
I think you're in the wrong thread mate
That sounds sublime
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For a bachelor's party a few weeks ago, we framed the guy as a narcissistic world famous DJ with a facebook fanpage and of course, his own track:
https://clyp.it/rx23vv12
Not so sublime
By the way, should you become a fan, here you can show him your love: https://www.facebook.com/djwaltnice/
https://clyp.it/rx23vv12
Not so sublime
By the way, should you become a fan, here you can show him your love: https://www.facebook.com/djwaltnice/
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Probably this. After couple hours of Bun B marathon I came up with this track:
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Ha ha, with the faithless rippsman from yellow wrote:For a bachelor's party a few weeks ago, we framed the guy as a narcissistic world famous DJ with a facebook fanpage and of course, his own track:
https://clyp.it/rx23vv12
Not so sublime
By the way, should you become a fan, here you can show him your love: https://www.facebook.com/djwaltnice/
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One of my band mates Aidan, has a studio at the back of his house. Paddy (another band mate) was visiting him.
At the time, Aidan was working on the audio for some ad for a local dental surgery. it had a video of a 70 year old woman sitting on a chair and shes starts a big long schpeel "lost a lot of teeth along the way...".
And while Aidan went out for a smoke, Paddy made a "remix" using these stupid music loops that came with the software for free.
Just something about it tickled me and I was laughing at it for about three days.
https://soundcloud.com/puppet-show/dent ... ix/s-orldK
I had to put it up private, becasuse I can't have this as my "newest" soundcloud track
At the time, Aidan was working on the audio for some ad for a local dental surgery. it had a video of a 70 year old woman sitting on a chair and shes starts a big long schpeel "lost a lot of teeth along the way...".
And while Aidan went out for a smoke, Paddy made a "remix" using these stupid music loops that came with the software for free.
Just something about it tickled me and I was laughing at it for about three days.
https://soundcloud.com/puppet-show/dent ... ix/s-orldK
I had to put it up private, becasuse I can't have this as my "newest" soundcloud track
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YES!!
that solo synth that comes in was AWESOME by the way.
Oh, god, that was good.
I love how it fades out, like the party just keeps going.
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Haha brilliant. I was about to say, why do we need another remix of this track. But this is great.
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I tried to copy a spacedjz track off one of their old shoes mix albums... my mate still calls it the trumpet track... definitely don't have it anymore... plus I probably haven't improved that much anyway
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You win at life. Take the day off, full pay.
This is great.
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It's not going to beat 'show me love'
but this was something I did that ended up being a long standing joke with my mates. It's like, hard dance made with samples from the Yamaha keyboard "DJ!" setting. GO! COMEON!! DJ! GO! GO! WOOOO!
It's on iTunes and Spotify and everything, and when we're at parties we kinda troll people with it.
I realized afterwards that it also vaguely rips off "Hey boy hey girl"
Yan - DJ GO COMEON!!
but this was something I did that ended up being a long standing joke with my mates. It's like, hard dance made with samples from the Yamaha keyboard "DJ!" setting. GO! COMEON!! DJ! GO! GO! WOOOO!
It's on iTunes and Spotify and everything, and when we're at parties we kinda troll people with it.
I realized afterwards that it also vaguely rips off "Hey boy hey girl"
Yan - DJ GO COMEON!!
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This is too much
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Hey, it's not entirely without precedent:Mono-xID wrote:A trance-house version of jingle bells. Have to look if I'll find it somewhere.
youtu.be/3gIEhaAMuDA
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When the piano kicks in... Just wow!
Laurent Garnier "Full Support"
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man from yellow wrote:For a bachelor's party a few weeks ago, we framed the guy as a narcissistic world famous DJ with a facebook fanpage and of course, his own track:
https://clyp.it/rx23vv12
Not so sublime
By the way, should you become a fan, here you can show him your love: https://www.facebook.com/djwaltnice/
moet toch fijn zijn voor die vent om te weten dat hij goeie vrienden heeft hé, man van Geel.
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clearly too complex to listen to
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