Let's share our best "quick but essential" tip's in here...

[ozias_leduc]

Apostrophes are used to show someone's ownership of something. This is called possession. They are also used to fill in for missing letters when we shorten two words by combining them. This is called contraction.

[Hades]

you might want to have a look at this topic, André :

http://subsekt.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t= ... short+tips

[Hades]

always give your nose a good pick BEFORE clipping your nails!

made me laugh most of all.

also, be sure you clip your nails in time before you get funky with the mrs.

Once had a GF who had these really long nails,...
fucking hell, always had a near heart attack when she was reaching for my johnson...

[Lost to the Void]

When walking, just walk.
When sitting, just sit.
Above all, don`t wobble.

[kertikristof]

Wash your hands after preparing chilis

Once upon a time, I touched my tralalala and I went ding ding dong, because of chili.

[Alume]

Sounds like some good times in Budapest.

[intrusav]

Drink essential oils every night just before you sleep to make your shit smell like roses the next day

[Hades]

Don't expect Stace to not notice.

[over9000]

dont eat yellow snow

[tenga]

if your music is good , people will dance like this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uhryDytP5s

[rktic]

Fapping in public makes people jealous.

[Lost to the Void]

Before working on finalising your mix, if eat you a little cheese and drink 3/4 of a bottle of scotch, you won`t care what your mix sounds like.
And everything will be fine.

[Hades]

Before working on finalising your mix, if eat you a little cheese and drink 3/4 of a bottle of scotch, you won`t care what your mix sounds like.
And everything will be fine.

now why didn't I think of that one before ?

[Stace]

Don't be surprised when you tell him that "you can put it anywhere you like" it ends up in your ass every time.

[Stace]

And yes Hades, I see it all.

[Hades]

And yes Hades, I see it all.

my girl !

[Pelecaras]

always give your nose a good pick BEFORE clipping your nails!

made me laugh most of all.

also, be sure you clip your nails in time before you get funky with the mrs.

Once had a GF who had these really long nails,...
fucking hell, always had a near heart attack when she was reaching for my johnson...

Great for scratching you though mate, or is that just my fetish???

[jordanneke]

Don't be surprised when you tell him that "you can put it anywhere you like" it ends up in your ass every time.

That actually made me laugh. ha ha ha.

[jordanneke]

My mate had a tip about travelling in India.

Always wear khaki coloured trousers.

[Críoch]

Before you go online, decide which internet browser you would like to use & what website you would like to visit.

It will save you a lot of time, which you can then use to enjoy the internet for a bit longer.